I am a humble, quiet, kind and loyal worker who seeks only to do your bidding. I will cheerfully perform the lowliest tasks you put before me, and I will ask no recompense or reward beyond the opportunity to perform ever more difficult tasks for you. I will continuously give you all the credit for everything good and I will always take the blame for everything bad.
I have a feeling this will be my lucky year.
Also, I have found that I can group my long list of small New Year's resolutions into three large ones: 1) Take a vow of poverty and 2) silence, and 3) Be grateful for everything. :)